Funny Composition!!!

Ok, finally I remember what happended on Monday

It was the speech writing Mr Tsung gave out a few weeks ago(you know, the one about what Geography Society speech)and he had marked it, then my friend Anonymous A wrote a very funny one....

it was something like this...................(big letters means funny parts)

"Good morning fellow classmates and teachers. this morning I am going to tell you about a place we will be going which is very boring, to (some cave name i forgot) and we will be going there to learn more about the geographical features there.WHOOHOO!We will be going there TO IDENTIFY THE TYPES OF ROCKS WE WILL BE THROWING AT THE TEACHERS. also, we will be TAKING PHOTOS to be shown at assembly when we return to HUMILIATE OURSELVES in front of the whole school

I shall continue although most of you do not want to listen. we are going there to learn about the geographical features of caves and forests which is a very boring subject in sec 4 and if you are not going to be promoted i would advise you to NOT GO. We have also THREATENED THE GEOGRAPHICAL SOCIETY to let us go inside caves to learn more about the cave formation, which IS VERY BORING place.We will also be experiencing a lot of mosquito bites and face crazy bears in the caves.

You also do not BRING YOUR EZY_LINK card BECAUSE OUR TRAVEL AGENCY IS EZY-TRAVEL PTE LTD. However, the price per person is $600 per head, that is, if you will have any after the trip.And in any case you come back with a head, the price is still $600 and members of the Geographical society will get some subsideised off.

I hope you all will not join this programme.

Thank you"


after reading this, i was like, LOL!!!!!!!

then we passed this speech around and everyone around my table was laughing!!!!
ok g2g to school now