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Sunday, March 30, 2008

I have decided to.............

1) study well for exams espcially my maths and english
2)try to post one post on my blog everyday, if not once every 2 days
3)try to post more pictures using my puny SAMSUNG Z370 2MP phone
4)use less insults to my fellow peeps
5)and try to talk less crap and be more serious
6)make my RESOLUTION on New Year's Day, not near the ending of the month of MARCH

.......I guess that's all

Another weekend at the park/beach

So today my whole family went down to the beach again and today's weather was rainy but after a while was a light drizzle and then the weather was fine. My dad bought his 3 new nets which is rather an amazing sight and i think that i might be able to catch some at the end of the day

We set up tents and then camped there being a "passage hog" cos the tent blocked others from passing through and i think that we were being a little bit selfish so we cleared a bit of space for others to cross.So after a while we placed the nets into the sea and rested in the tent due to the weather. My dad gave me one net and i placed it in the middle of the bridge and then took some pictures around.

ENJOY THE PICS!!!!
Nice cloud at the park/beach
View of the place where we place the nets in
A large turtle swimming(apparently abandoned cos its the red eared turtle)
The bridge which is full of nets as you can see on the left
What my family caught: 4 catfishes and 7 crabs. The red ones are the bait
High tide, or almost near high tide
A view of our neighbour
A view of mom being in the limelight
oooh.....this one is the sealed up temple which was once a checkpoint(according to the older peeps)

this is where my family comes occasionally to lookit the sea




A view of the jamming checkpoint since MSK's escape




A nice evening sunset when going home.(looks like the burning magma prison sunrise in "chronicles of riddick")

ok hope you enjoyed the pics

Friday, March 28, 2008

cloudy skies

Well, a picture is worth a thousand words and try giving you teacher a picture for a 1000-word essay

So a few days ago i took this grey cloud and i think that its really nice

This one was taken today during recess. daniel wanted me to take a pic of him pointing at it, but changed his mind.LOL
This one was taken when i was going to Chong Pang to check out sizes for my family T-shirt(damn you LS)

And one more:





I think that Imma fail my D&T cos too hard liao. Need do wat research lah, what what mind map lah, sure die lah!
enjoy the pics!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

OMG....public speaking thats so frickin' funny

So, yesterday was public speaking in class and as usual, Grumpy old Mr T will come into class and start talking rubbish. Then he told us to do our own work and keep quiet as to not distract the speakers. He also said that we could not clap or else he will"minus marks".

so, the public speaking began...........first up was anonymous A and so on..........till my turn.

i was like, very nervous and then went up to speak so i said about a 30 seconds speech then everyone was like, jeering so Mr T just told them off. I was like, hey Mr T why didnt minus marks?

The funny speech was anonymous H's and anonymous J's.

Anonymous H's went something like this......................Good morning Mr T and fellow classmates.Today, I am going to tell you about my childhood memories.Actually, i cannot tell you about my childhood memories because i am still in the middle of it.A long, long time ago, my fat old mother oushed me out of her stomach and i was born.My father was a dinosaur with hairy armpits. His armpit hair was so thick that my family can play hide-and-seek all day long. The inhabitants that live there are dogs, cats , rabbits and giant dragonfly that bite his nipples.However, my dad has a stench so overpowering that i have to resurface from it after just about a minute.My father also has a two-headed snake near his lower area which my mom and sis likes to play with all day long. In conclusion, i thereby summarise that technology has changed our way of living.Thank you!

Anonymous J's went some thing like this......................good morning Mr T and fellow classmates.TOday,i am going to tell you about animal abuse.I think that animal abuse is good because animals are now over-taking our favourite TV and games such as pokemon, digimon and deal or no deal.I prefer neopets because they dont poo all over my house and they are much cleaner.i support animal abuse because long, long ago there was a rabbit that caused the escape of Mas solomote and caused everyone to search for him. The rabbit bit the security guard's private parts and caused him to die of pain.Thereby, i support animal abuse and think that it is good.Thank You.

the reason anonymous J's speech to be liddat was due to the fact that she did not even started on the speech.

hope that you laughed! cya

Monday, March 24, 2008

Funny channel 5 news(with my own additional ideas)

yesterday news on channel 5 (23/3/08)was a little bit weird and went something like this.....

Welcome back.and now, more on local news.today, here are some tips on how to prevent yourself from being robbed, especially the elderly and getting away from the mugging!*shows a video clip*

In the video*:Here i am today with several people showing the elderly how to fight back during a mugging.aaron here is telling us which part of the attacker is much weaker. aaron here has had 20 years of self-defence.aaron, tell us more about how to fight back during the mugging:

aaron(some caucasian):well, during an attack, the attacker's wrist is the weakest part so when he is trying to grab your bag, you should remain clam and try to get his wrist(at this part, he shows how its done)and then run away as fast as possible

AND NOW FOR MY IDEAS: from the part"....should try to remain clam and try to get his...****(the privates)and remember two tips:the first tip is to "stop, drop and roll" and the second method is to look right, look left and look right again before running away.

after watching the news, i though:how can a frail old women run fast?even if she run away, the mugger will still catch up right?

Friday, March 21, 2008

Riverside sec sports carnival 2008-fun, friendship, fairplay

wait now i no time to type

i;ll post later

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Mrs K gets easily confused

well, yesterday after recess was POA lesson and was a 2 period one

Mrs K told us to do our diagnostic test which was the usual "prepare a trading, profit and loss account on year ended 30 july 20X2"

After telling us to do ourselves, she went around collecting our taget sheet and then after collecting she actually said: if you need help with the diagnostic test, i can help you(the fact is that she said to do it ourselves)

After we all finished the diagnostic test, she collected it just when a period ended.

She gathered the tests and her belongings and left the classroom very quickly.then, everyone was like, huh?"I though today's POA was a 2 period one?"

Then anonymous D and anonymous M when out to look for her but she was not at her staff room or other classes, as if she disappeared into thin air.We started throwing paper bombs around at the copper folded crane anonymous V made.

As it was my duty to sweep the floor(which i suspect that anonymous N and HL changed to aviod doing cos i remember doing my duty on monday), i started sweeping the class. then, anonymous J threw about 7-9 paper bullets at me and guess what, i managed to avoid them!!!!
EVERYBODY was hysterical.

the lesson was supposed to be from 11.45am to 1.15 pm and Mrs K left at 12.30. we had a hell of a time throwing things at anonymous J.

at about 1.05pm, a dazed Mrs K came back to our class.

and she asked us this question:"why didnt you all remind me that it was still my lesson?"

we all answered:'you walked out so fast we how to tell you? also we though you go staff room put your things and then will come back one what'

OMG it was so funny!

Funny Composition!!!

Ok, finally I remember what happended on Monday

It was the speech writing Mr Tsung gave out a few weeks ago(you know, the one about what Geography Society speech)and he had marked it, then my friend Anonymous A wrote a very funny one....

it was something like this...................(big letters means funny parts)

"Good morning fellow classmates and teachers. this morning I am going to tell you about a place we will be going which is very boring, to (some cave name i forgot) and we will be going there to learn more about the geographical features there.WHOOHOO!We will be going there TO IDENTIFY THE TYPES OF ROCKS WE WILL BE THROWING AT THE TEACHERS. also, we will be TAKING PHOTOS to be shown at assembly when we return to HUMILIATE OURSELVES in front of the whole school

I shall continue although most of you do not want to listen. we are going there to learn about the geographical features of caves and forests which is a very boring subject in sec 4 and if you are not going to be promoted i would advise you to NOT GO. We have also THREATENED THE GEOGRAPHICAL SOCIETY to let us go inside caves to learn more about the cave formation, which IS VERY BORING place.We will also be experiencing a lot of mosquito bites and face crazy bears in the caves.

You also do not BRING YOUR EZY_LINK card BECAUSE OUR TRAVEL AGENCY IS EZY-TRAVEL PTE LTD. However, the price per person is $600 per head, that is, if you will have any after the trip.And in any case you come back with a head, the price is still $600 and members of the Geographical society will get some subsideised off.

I hope you all will not join this programme.

Thank you"


after reading this, i was like, LOL!!!!!!!

then we passed this speech around and everyone around my table was laughing!!!!
ok g2g to school now

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

A day of school sure kills...........

Well, back from school and cant play soldier front...........sad

i really wanna play sf and i wan to get into SAF to win lok shing's bet that i wont get into the clan BUT i am going to win the bet and get a 1.5+KD!!!!(wish me luck, pls?)

Anyways back from drama club which is not really a great CCA, but hey-we can slack!
wait huh.....................................................oh yah remember liao

just now during drama there was this sec 1 boy and he could actucally flip his eyelids up and we can see his flesh!!!
OMG so funny!!!

i hope that Ken will get skin cancer cos today his b'dae and who would really care, but his hands were all full of birthday wished by his friends so i hope the ink diffuse into his arm and into his blood vessels and then kill him or cause cancer!!!!!

ok cya

OK............My new blog AND i forgot how to edit the html................

Hello.....finally created my new blog after about.................4 months?I created this new blog due to XW complaining that my blog needs updating and that i wanted to create a new blog so here i am.......typing a post early in the morn'. Recently i saw something really funny while on 913

This was what happened............

There was this young girl about 8+ or so and she had a lazy eye.She boarded the bus and then walks to the back of the bus.(A bendy)then, the bus started moving and the engine roared. She was walking and then she knocked onto the pole in the middle of the bendy bus!Her face went right smack into the pole and was looked dazed!!!I was like, wanted to laugh out but her dunnoe mom or grandma faster attended to her and was asking her if she was alright in cantonese which i could understand a bit.Her guardian was speaking cantonese so fast that she looked like a chicken!OMG!!!!!!

other then that, i cnat really remember what was funny....................................................i think i'll edit this later ok cya