OMG....public speaking thats so frickin' funny

So, yesterday was public speaking in class and as usual, Grumpy old Mr T will come into class and start talking rubbish. Then he told us to do our own work and keep quiet as to not distract the speakers. He also said that we could not clap or else he will"minus marks".

so, the public speaking began...........first up was anonymous A and so on..........till my turn.

i was like, very nervous and then went up to speak so i said about a 30 seconds speech then everyone was like, jeering so Mr T just told them off. I was like, hey Mr T why didnt minus marks?

The funny speech was anonymous H's and anonymous J's.

Anonymous H's went something like this......................Good morning Mr T and fellow classmates.Today, I am going to tell you about my childhood memories.Actually, i cannot tell you about my childhood memories because i am still in the middle of it.A long, long time ago, my fat old mother oushed me out of her stomach and i was born.My father was a dinosaur with hairy armpits. His armpit hair was so thick that my family can play hide-and-seek all day long. The inhabitants that live there are dogs, cats , rabbits and giant dragonfly that bite his nipples.However, my dad has a stench so overpowering that i have to resurface from it after just about a minute.My father also has a two-headed snake near his lower area which my mom and sis likes to play with all day long. In conclusion, i thereby summarise that technology has changed our way of living.Thank you!

Anonymous J's went some thing like this......................good morning Mr T and fellow classmates.TOday,i am going to tell you about animal abuse.I think that animal abuse is good because animals are now over-taking our favourite TV and games such as pokemon, digimon and deal or no deal.I prefer neopets because they dont poo all over my house and they are much cleaner.i support animal abuse because long, long ago there was a rabbit that caused the escape of Mas solomote and caused everyone to search for him. The rabbit bit the security guard's private parts and caused him to die of pain.Thereby, i support animal abuse and think that it is good.Thank You.

the reason anonymous J's speech to be liddat was due to the fact that she did not even started on the speech.

hope that you laughed! cya